Thoughts on clips for Tomb Raider (2018)

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Oh, I am PISSED right now. I mean I am really, Truly, FULLY PISSED RIGHT NOW!!!

Okay I know they were likely going to remove Sam's role in the film and Lara's personal agency but OH MY GOD I never thought I would be THIS ANGRY after seeing the clips. My previous post was my overall optimistic view point on how and why Sam could return even if she didn't appear in the next two arcs in the comics or Shadow of the Tomb Raider but for this, THIS is me when something TRULY annoys me.

As expected they have pretty much butchered the story from A Survivor is Born by including plot elements from Rise of the Tomb Raider where they aren't needed but they also have removed everything all of Lara's achievements and have given them over to other characters they're also given all of Sam's achievements to other characters as well!!! WHAT! THE! HELL!!!

To catch you up for the film to remove Sam's overall contribution despite the fact that she might actually be in the movie, for the movie it turns out that Lord Croft is the one who was following up on Himiko which is how Lara apparently hears of it and in his video recording of him telling her what to do he also gives her instruction to destroy all his research on Himiko which is how Lara learns about the island in the first place.

Also Lara needs someone else to point out that the symbols on the pages of her fathers notes which are obviously Japanese clock hands, I watch a lot of anime so I'm use to seeing what Japanese clock hands look like. The boat captain is also able to figure this out in one second but Lara, someone who should have been able to figure out the moment she saw these symbols has to be told by the boat captain what the symbols are. Let me repeat that, Lara Croft, someone who has spent her life researching other cultures in order to uncover history needed to be told the blindingly obvious on something that most teenagers in high school know due to just watching anime.

The reason for this, unprecedented lack of common knowledge, is because the film makers are trying to make Lara seem imperfect and what better way to do that then for her to miss something that should have taken her seconds to work out? And characters flaws have nothing to do with thing like feeling of personal guilt, making mistakes, or a sense of self hatred due to the feeling that you let someone you loved down. Nooo!!!! It's about making your character look really stupid because Heaven forbid Lara has her own agency or competence, or the characters she had know for years vs. some random asshole who she barely knows but he seems to know her father which of course didn't happen in either Survivor or Rise as the people who knew Lara's father also knew her so we could see how losing them was equivalent to her losing her father all over again except for Sam and Jonah who were her own person circle of friends who had no real connection to her father because the clearly no one wants that touchy feely crap which is actually something a lot of fan actually loved about the reboot series and GOD THIS MOVIE IS STUPID!!! ARGH!!!!

And For Fuck Sake How is Mathias Shirt Still So Fucking Clean!?! Why The Fuck Did Lord Croft Think That Keeping That Stupid Key In A Box That I Could Open With Small Saw A Good Fucking Idea!?!

I knew this was likely going to be bad but this is just cartoonish! While I don't like that they parked Sam for a second time or that Jonah has left Lara, for the time being I do still feel that the Tomb Raider tie-in comics are really good and if you are a fan of TR I would recommend checking them out. Buy the Trade Hard Back Library Edition of the series which includes the prequel comic leading into Survivor along with the first three arcs of the comics. Buy Choice and Sacrifice, last four pages aside it is a good story that brings the Himiko arc to a rather awesome conclusion. Check out Survivor's Crusade as it is a interesting look into Lara's character and Inferno at the very least sounds interesting.

Vote with your wallets! Show support for Samantha Nishimura and good storytelling by checking out the comics and show Hollywood that we're not going to tolerate this crap anymore!!! GOD I NEED A SHOWER!!!
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